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Post by The Host on Jan 18, 2009 15:45:42 GMT -5
The Mole has sent me a message, and (s)he wants you to read it.
Poor, poor players. Keeping that money away from you is like taking candy from a baby. This is like putting minnows in the shark tank. None of you have any idea about what your getting into. Your suffering is my joy. Pretty soon, I'll have claimed my first victim, and you'll be trying to complete the hardest mission yet. I'll make a deal with you: you keep playing as poorly as you have been, and I won't have to sabotage. Sound good?
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Post by Benjamin Bradley on Jan 18, 2009 16:16:59 GMT -5
This poem sucks.
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Post by Chris Barnes on Jan 18, 2009 16:39:56 GMT -5
Uhhh, I think we've been playing pretty well, myself. Anyways, I don't make "deals" with the mole.
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Post by Alice Kirschner on Jan 18, 2009 16:46:01 GMT -5
I don't like you, either.
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Post by The Host on Jan 18, 2009 20:27:32 GMT -5
New message:
Dear Jacob and Jim,
How does it feel to be the first two players gone from the game? I have no pity on you. Jacob, you never even made an effort to play this game. Inactivity is the worst crime you can commit in this game. Jim, you should have been faster sending in your quiz. You had plenty of time, but you still failed to submit it.
Love, The Mole
P.S. And then there were 11 . . .
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Post by Chris Barnes on Jan 18, 2009 20:34:10 GMT -5
How has the mole written this? I've been the only person on the site since the execution!
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Post by Chris Barnes on Jan 18, 2009 20:35:57 GMT -5
Wait, never mind, I bet you told the mole earlier. I'm getting ditzier every second!
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Post by The Host on Jan 18, 2009 20:43:46 GMT -5
The Mole knows everything that will happen in this game. (S)he has already written all of these little notes, and I will post them at the correct time. Do not question the Mole's power. The Mole is the second most powerful person in existence, next to Chuck Norris.
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Post by Chris Barnes on Jan 18, 2009 20:48:57 GMT -5
Did you know that Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer? The only thing is that Chuck Norris never cries!
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Post by The Host on Jan 18, 2009 20:53:31 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is suing NBC. Their hit television show "Law and Order" stole the names of his left and right fists.
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Post by Chris Barnes on Jan 18, 2009 21:00:47 GMT -5
LOL! Awesome! We should all have a Chick Norris Faceoff!
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Post by The Host on Jan 18, 2009 21:01:57 GMT -5
I would win, hands down (and not only because I have the power of editing posts.)
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Post by MoleHunter on Jan 19, 2009 1:01:13 GMT -5
Why does one person have there middle name on the quiz.....would anyone like some guacaMOLE? Initials are always good clues.
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Post by The Host on Jan 19, 2009 11:32:07 GMT -5
New message:
The MoleHunter technology is very very faulty. It hasn't found me yet, and it will never find me.
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Post by The Host on Jan 19, 2009 20:14:43 GMT -5
New message:
Ever feel trapped? Like your always waiting on someone to come and rescue you?
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